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Archive for November, 2005

My Super-Secret, Inner-Most…

Monday, November 7th, 2005

Trapper Keeper®I haven’t made any great strides with this site, it really is more of a sounding board for my ADHD rattled ramblings, but it is given me a more focused opportunity to think critically and creatively. This isn’t to say that I am suddenly finding myself to be an Internet enabled renaissance man writing and creating important things, more like I am publishing the scribbles from my Trapper Keeper®.

I’m having fun with the new category, Cut-Copy-Paste, which I see as a sort of visual Haiku. I wanted to try and tell a story though as few words as possible, the post title, and through jumbled imagery. It got its start when I wanted to make a new banner and I had stumbled upon LILEKS’s The History of the Dorcus Collection. The assassin had too many opportunities to pass up and I loved the idea of pasting his calm black and white self into dynamic environments. So the banner was born with him striding out from an explosion like it is 1973 all over again.

The spirit of it wouldn’t let go and I started to think of his as a character with a story to tell; smooth, worldly, calculating, one who treats his lovers and enemies with the same deadly intent. The thrill of image appropriation swept me up as memories of the Xerox hooliganism of my youth steeled my resolve to create absurdity. So far, beyond the nameless main character, there is Donny, a wayward disco dilettante, and Blue Demon, a Mexican wrestler with a penchant for destruction; it should prove to be interesting to weave their stories together in ten words or less.

Beyond Cut-Copy-Paste, I’ve been toying with ways to post short stories here. I’d like to leverage the site as much as possible in giving myself a focused place to work my mind again. It is incredible how stiff one can become after a decade of writing only technical papers; I’ve been trying to pound my mind into something more supple and I’m thinking about just kiting some of my ideas through the site. Maybe criticism and ridicule, something that the Internet excels at, would help loosen me up a touch.

Follow Up: Sony Rootkit

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

Sony continues to blow goats: Mark’s Sysinternals Blog: More on Sony: Dangerous Decloaking Patch, EULAs and Phoning Home

Sure, it was game face time but leave here?

Saturday, November 5th, 2005

She was on my mind

File Under: Dumbasses floweth over

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Shamelessly cribbed from Monkeyfilter, Hummer Overfloweth, wherein Tim recounts the hunt for unsold Hummers being stored at hotel parking lots around town. Nearly 300 H1 through 3’s are in need of a home with a fat wallet.

Oh, and the money line:

The reason that the story of rapidly rising Hummer inventory is so interesting and so amusing, is that America’s most ostentatious Sport Utility Vehicle, the Hummer SUV, is a metaphor for America in the world today - overweight, overpriced, inefficient, and unloved.

SFGate: Lethal Beauty

Friday, November 4th, 2005

If you get the chance check out SFCate’s excellent week long article, Lethal Beauty, on the role of the Golden Gate Bridge in Bay Area suicides. It is an incredibly moving article that peers into the life of the jumpers, survivors, their families, and the men and women who are tasked with retrieving and identifying them. Very moving.

News traveled quick; it’d been brought.

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Blue Demon Brings It