Here are five things that you don’t know about me (and Management only suspects):

1. I keep sketches of the tattoo I’ll never have the courage to get.
2. I like to sing the lyrics to songs in Spanish even though I don’t know what I’m saying.
3. My love of Moxie was cultivated so I could be different®; I used to hate the stuff.
4. I time myself to see how fast I can shovel the driveway after it snows.
5. I really like to say the word “kitty”.

So there.