My apologies if anyone here has gotten spam from a Barb who allegedly works in the sales division here at Elwoods Heavy Industries. I can assure you that we do not sell penile enhancement products nor do we plan on adding it to our product mix anytime in the near future.

To the spammers and the ass jackets that cannot seem to keep up with their anti-virus definition and service packs we here at Elwoods Heavy Industries wish to extend a giant middle finger. It is your ilk and your ignorance that often makes the Internet a stinking cesspool. To the former, go fuck yourself, and to the latter, since it is apparent that you need your PC worked on let me tell you that my rates are fair and I operate with the utmost of discretion as your significant other doesn’t need to know about your penchant for Furries.