Gneiss Threat!

Geologist and his rock deemed a threat. Rock confiscated for the safety of all. Robert M. Thorson, a professor of geology at the University of Connecticut, hassled for his favorite rock writes,

I suppose I could have put the grapefruit-sized specimen inside my sock, swung it around my head like a mace, charged the cabin and attempted to hijack the flight…Perhaps your tax dollars will be used by an internal think tank of agency hire-ups to ponder why on earth a geologist would travel with a rock. Who knows?(No Stone Unturned)

Gneiss Threat
Scary rocks!
Gneiss laying siege to Dublin
Photographic proof of the Gneissian Threat

I for one feel safer knowing that the bureaucracy works tirelessly to protect me from dual-use items such as chunks of gneiss. Thanks, TSA, that was a close one!

via Boing Boing

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One Response to “Gneiss Threat!”

  1. Mike says:

    I dunno…maybe there was some uranium in that thar rock! ;)