The Beard Project: Week Two

If you are wondering where week one is or went, sadly, like all my stunningly good ideas this one came a week late so there is no week one.  Anyways, on to the project.

Boredom, that is the primary driver here, that and seeing if I can grow a luxurious beard.  I have tried in the past but often abandoned it before the close of the fifth week out of itching or raised eyebrows and tsk-tsking from my wife.  This time I figured what I needed to see the project through was a visual reminder of my progress and the pressure of the Internet.  Let’s weigh the pros and cons…

Cons

  • Itches like hell
  • My wife disapproves of facial hair experimentation
  • Traps food

Pros

  • My daughter strokes it like a cat and says, “Niiiiiiiice.  Niiiiiiice.”
  • It gets me one step closer to my goal or rocking it like Shel Silverstein
  • Ups my *nix street cred
  • My wife disapproves of facial hair experimentation

Will I make it to week three without shaving it off?

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6 Responses to “The Beard Project: Week Two”

  1. Sonny Parlin says:

    Classic facial expression!

  2. Tyler says:

    That’s great progress for two weeks. Tough it out for a month and when you’re ready to quit, give yourself a ‘stache for a day.

  3. james says:

    Thanks, I’m a hairy bastard by nature… Now ‘stache, I could get behind that, though, with the shaved head I’m thinking it’ll be more Tom of Finland than Lemmy. :-/

  4. Michael says:

    They say a beard will grow better if you give it lots of petting. Not that I would know, with the sparse, multicolored patches of pine needles that grow out of my face. I envy a man with a good, full, manly beard.

  5. Tyler says:

    Good point regarding shaved head stachin.’ Shaved head + beard is tough to beat.

  6. Dale says:

    Michael, at least yours is multicolored. So is mine, actually: for a very long time it has been a little bit gray like ashes from white paper, off white, and (predominantly) perfectly white.