Writing an About page is intimidating. What do I say? How do I phrase it? Do I even know this James Elwood person? As a general rule I don’t like talking or writing about myself which is odd since I have been running this blog since 2005. So instead of typing up something witty or dry here’s a visual rundown of my life so far.




If you’d like to get a hold of me simple put my name in infront of an @ and this domain. Alternately, you can stalk me via search engines where I will occasionaly show up as an eight year old boy, an eighty year old man, or possibly as myself.



