Seeing as the 1/3 life crisis as come and went I’ve decided to rebrand. 0.333 is now know as elwoodicious. The reasons stated are as follows:

• elwoodicious is audacious
• elwoodicious is delicious
• elwoodicious is gracious
• elwoodicious can be salacious
• elwoodicious is occasionally loquacious
• elwoodicious is tenacious

So it is decreed.