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Posts Tagged ‘Food’
Dick in a Can
Sunday, May 4th, 2008Lesson Learned: Leftover chicken wings are leftover for a reason.
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008Just thought I’d share that nugget of wisdom after my 36 hour bout with food poisoning. It also serves as a handy reminder why I went vegetarian years ago and why I might go back to being a small *v* vegetarian again. Chicken Wing Redux makes for a very poor sequel; I’d much rather watch Star Wars Episodes 1-3.
Sunday’s Four, Berlin Fair Edition
Monday, October 8th, 2007¡Bebé Picante!
Saturday, July 14th, 2007Last year I wrote about having lunch Tacorral after their decade or so hiatus. Well, today we decided to swing by again, this time with Gabi in tow and had ourselves a little fiesta. We had a mighty fine time and she really loves eating out.
If there is one thing Elwoods like it is chips and salsa.
Now, before you pick up the phone and call DCF let me just say that this salsa was so mild that a fresh tomato packs more punch. Hell, a packet of sugar could be considered way more spicy than this salsa. All the same, Gabs LOVED it.
See, baby lunch sans salsa.
My lunch: a big pile of calories (and my one meal of the day).
Next stop on our International Food tour with the baby will likely be Indian as I have a feeling Palak Paneer will be a hit with her.
She has my table manners
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007Chef Jimmy Tackles Chana Masala
Tuesday, October 24th, 2006Management and I recently discovered a little food purveyor tucked away in a strip mall in one of the more barren sections of East Windsor simply named Asia Grocers. Specializing in Indian foods they carry a wide array of spices, beans, rices, dry goods, condiments, and vegetables that you would be hard pressed to track down in your average regional (read: gringo) supermarket. Needless to say, the two times we have been there to shop we have looked like wide-eyed and stupefied white-folk, shuffling up and down the aisles exclaiming in wonder the quantity of dried tamarind available or the freshness and incredibly low cost of the cilantro (three huge bunches for $1!), all the while fondly clutching jars of mango and lime pickles, and onion chutney.
One of my favorite finds, however, had to be these ready to roll spice mixes, especially since my slackassedness has been reaching new heights these kinds of products are perfect for keeping me on top of my game. The bonus is that they are not some sort of sodium laden meal in a box, just a melange of spices to help cut costs and preparation time. The downside is that the recipe on the back of the box is in metric and is woefully inaccurate and scaled to feed lilliputians (Hello? Since when did 7oz of chickpeas feed a family of four?). So with my calculator in hand I set about converting measurements and per my usual self modified the recipe heavily.

Chana Masala, Chef Jimmy Style
Ingredients
- 35 oz canned chickpeas with liquid
- 1/2 large eggplant cubed
- 1 large onion roughly chopped
- 1 large red bell pepper diced
- 1 large cubanelle pepper diced, seeds and veins included
- 28 oz whole peeled tomatoes with liquid
- 1 large handful of fresh cilantro
- 3 rounded tablespoons of chana masala spices
- 4 tablespoons of olive oil
Preparation
- Heat olive oil in an 8 quart pan to near smoking
- Add onions, peppers, eggplant, and cilantro cooking until onion is translucent
- Stir in chickpeas with their liquid and mixing until well incorporated
- Stir in tomatoes and liquid and mixing until well incorporated
- When the mixture comes to a slow boil reduce heat to medium and stir in the chana masala spices
- Cook on a slow boil for 40 minutes stirring occasionally then reduce to medium-low and cook for another hour or until the liquid has been reduced by at least half
- Serve over gingered rice
Stupid simple and tasty.













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