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Posts Tagged ‘Not-Cool’

Yesterday saw me hit the wall.

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

My morning started innocently enough, grinding away on some contract work as well as juggling my regular day-night job duties, but found things quickly melting down into a surreal nightmare of short term memory loss. It culminated with my desperate search for my car keys, late as usual to drive the baby to my parent’s house for the day, to discover I left them in the ignition all night in the on position. My focus has been so hard on my work that the most practical and menial of tasks, like remembering to turn off the car, have begun to escape my grasp.

To pull me back to reality and give me some a much needed break Management took me into West Hartford for her hair appointment and I spent the better part of the afternoon off-line taking pictures. While raw and damp it was a fine way to get my head reattached.

Self-Portrait in Crosswalk

Cow Parade 2007 - Bovine Legs

Cow Parade 2007 - Monochrome Stare

Cow Parade 2007 - Narcissist

Paddington now a whore for Marmite

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

Seriously,

“But I always have marmalade in my sandwiches!” exclaimed Paddington, when he was first approached by the advertising agency.

“That’s exactly why we think you would be perfect for the campaign,” they explained. “We want people who normally have something different in their sandwiches to try Marmite”. (Paddington Stars in a New Series of Marmite Ads)

This is just plain wrong. So fucking wrong. Thanks for taking a shit on my childhood, Mr. Brown.

This is me backpedaling on my backpedal…

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Fuck Apple and fuck their iPod Classic.

So, it’s finally happened. Unhappy with other media players being better than iTunes, Apple have apparently decided to stop them from working with the new range of iPods.

Who does this affect?

This affects Linux users – there’s no iTunes for Linux, so popular Linux iPod management tools like gtkpod and Rhythmbox will not work with the new range of iPods.

Windows users who just plain don’t like iTunes and perfer an alternative like Winamp, Ephpod or many of the other iPod management applications out there.

That is more than enough for me to ditch the notion of using their player at all and even if the gtkpod team gets it working that is just plain bullshit. Face Apple, iTunes is a steaming pile of shit and fucking worthless if you want to manage a collection bigger than a handful of tracks and locking people into it by way of the iPod db is a real asshole move.

Doctorow says it better (and with less cursing) than myself:

…this is about Apple limiting the choices available to people who buy their iPod hardware.

It’s hard to understand why Apple would do this, but the most likely explanations are that Apple wants to be sure that competitors can’t build their own players to load up iPods — now that half of the major labels have gone DRM free, it’s conceivable that we’d get a Rhapsody or Amazon player that automatically loaded the non-DRM tracks they sold you on your iPod (again, note that this has nothing to do with preventing piracy — this is about preventing competition with the iTunes Store).

Hopefully Cowon will roll out a large capacity player soon or I’m going to be one miserable bastard.

The MySpacefication of last.fm

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

The MySpacefication of last.fm

Pure shit.

Yahoo! Mail Officially Sucks Ass

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

When checking my mail this morning I was greeted with a pile of new ads boxing in my mail experience with Yahoo which on my current laptop makes reading damn near impossible.

Yahoo Mail Sucks

Since I’m too tired at the moment to really work myself into a froth I’ll just say that if you are looking for my new home I can be found at james AT guess-what-domain-this-is DOT com.

Summer cannot come fast enough.

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Dear Canada,

Keep your losy weather.

Cold!

Love,

elwoodicious