Posts Tagged ‘Not-Cool’

Anthony Bourdain is right…

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Chef G-UnitThe Food TV chefs are money grubbing shills. Last night Management and I caught the first Applebee’s ads featuring Tyler Florence and after we scrapped our jaws off the floors she said it best, “I have lost all respect for him.”

Granted, Applebee’s probably fanned out some serious money and tickled him under the chin with it and if I were in the seat across some well-heeled suits I would probably offered my own roast leg au jus served with fingerling potatoes and seasonal vegetables. But I am not a network TV chef, I don’t have any book deals, and the name “Cheap Ass Jimmy” refers to how low that entrance fee to my carnival ride really is. Florence, however, is all those thing I am not so Bourdain is right in chastising these people for selling out their craft. Did Florence ask himself if he is adding anything to the body of work out there with recipes like Penne Rosa with Sweet Italian Sausage, Herb-Crusted Chicken Topped with Italian Country Salad, New Crispy Brick Chicken with Warm Spinach Salad, and Bruschetta Burger (I just threw up in my mouth a little there)? This is towing the same bland-ass cuisine being slung by all the other TGI-McFunsters (Bourdainism) out there.

Honestly, the sole commenter on Slashfood had it right, Applebee’s menu is inspired by what one might find on an airline: rubbery and where salt is the only discernible seasoning. While both Management and I have enjoyed some of his shows in the past, Food 911 had good tips and often was often filled with unintentional laughs this recent move smacks of greed and poor image management. Likely, it will sail far outside the radar of the typical Applebee’s customer but for the foodies out there it serves as another example of how our culture is (has) devolving (-ed) into a mass of homogeneous chains that sprawl from coast to coast making it near impossible to differentiate from one region from another. Culture is now a registered trademark with all rights reserved.

The Superblock Corruption

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Post Rock? Post Punk Prog? Turntablism? Art Rock? Noise? A friend of mine thinks that The Superblock Corruption would make a fine name for a band and so would I if it were not for the fact that those three little words ruined my Friday night.

All fired up to install the set of 400GB SATA drives, I upgraded my installation of Ubuntu earlier that evening, and around 9:20 PM rebooted and logged in to make sure that everything was running fine. Confident that it would only take the time to track down a torx driver I shut down, popped the case, and got to work setting up the drives. Everything went smooth until I booted up.

The new drives were detected and with a flash a message flew by saying that the BIOS had been updated then it prompted me with the on-time question of which drive I wanted to boot from. Choosing the master drive I struck the enter key and waited. “No OS Found,” was the message that greeted me. Ctrl-Alt-Delete thinking maybe I chose wrong but this time the monitor went dark while the hard drives churned. Reducing the variables is my mantra when troubleshooting so I powered down and removed everything from the chain that could cause a problem except the boot drive. Nothing.

Gnashing my teeth in frustration I turned off the PC, unplugged and reset all the cables, counted to ten, and rebooted. This time greeted by the graphical boot process monitor my spirits lifted and I felt all was under control, that is until it paused on the Checking Root File system. “One-One-Thousand. Two-One-Thousand. Three-One-Thousand…” At fifteen, “FAILED”, and the system belches out to the command line as root stating matter of factly that Superblock Corruption was detected and I need to run fsck. I reboot into safe mode with the same error plaguing me and attempt to run fsck to repair the superblock.

By 9:50 I learn that UFS is comprised of several parts and the one vexing me is described as “containing a magic number identifying this as a UFS file system, and some other vital numbers describing this file system’s geometry and statistics and behavioral tuning parameters.” Great! I also learn that the command “newfs -N /dev/rdsk/c0t0d0s6” doesn’t work, “The command newfs is unrecognized”, and that “fsck -F ufs -o b=32 /dev/rdsk/c0t0d0s6” yields the same error that superblock corruption exists and I need to run fsck. Fsck indeed!

Around this time my niece fires off the first of many IMs in a near panic as her Sims2 installation melted down. Between reboots I walk her through uninstalling the game:

Her – “UJ! Sims is broken. cant play it!”
Me - “Won’t launch?”
Her - “no. :`-(“
Me
- “Try uninstalling, use Add/Remove”
Her - “UJ, there is no addremove”
Me - “Start–>Control Panel–> Add/Remove Programs”
Her - “I did it from the EA menu”
Me - “Try a reboot and install again.”
Me - “Hold on. fsck is fscking up on me.”
Her - “k”
Her - “wait. fsck???”

And so it goes on as we try and get the game to install and run. Fortunately, she managed to get the core Sims2 game to install but unfortunately none of the expansions will even though we work on it until past midnight.

By this time it is nearly 10:00 PM, and while juggling my niece I resign myself to the plain fact that I cannot boot to this drive and that I need to begin recovering data and getting my hands on my backups. Luckily, I can boot without X running and run mysqldump and tarball the pertinent directories for a near full recovery. Superblock still plagues me during this process but I am able to recover nearly everything I can remember and I tuck it into a safe location so that I can boot to the live CD and dump it to my flash drive.

11:35 PM and the server is 85% operational the only exception is that this blog was rendering as if I had no defined CSS and that permalinks yielded 404 errors. This is the trouble I have with Linux. It runs stable enough that you only need to do things once and when something goes wrong or you need to re-build it is like you are a n00b all over again. Around 12:15 AM I realize that my configuration for WP requires mod-rewrite to be enabled: “sudo ln -s /etc/apache2/mods-available/rewrite.load /etc/apache2/mods-enabled/rewrite.load“. Hey, it’s my website complete with images, CSS, and permalinks!

The night wears on as I put together my cron-jobs, troubleshoot a buggy Drupal installation, bonus for being able to upgrade to the latest build without trashing the database; score Drupal (3) – Me (1), and being rebuilding my music collection on these massive drives. Sometime on the cusp of 2:00 AM I finish with eyes burning and shoulders stiff I turn off the monitor and shuffle off to get ready for bed thinking that I only have a handful of hours before I need to talk Peri out for his morning walk.

Lessons learned:

  1. Always backup before upgrading either the OS or the hardware.
  2. Make regular complete backups and always have them available on removable media.
  3. Try and be helpful to your niece even though she should be in bed.
  4. Superblock corruption makes for a better band name than an error late on a Friday night.

Have it your way, they say.

Tuesday, July 4th, 2006

I’m not really a skinny man, fleshy is a better term, more like a lumpy block of wood with stubby legs. All the same, Management and I have made a concerted effort over the past year to eat whole foods–fresh vegetables from local markets and meats and fish from local butchers and fish markets. Initially, it took plenty of time and energy on our part to do it but once we had a system down we found it to be better for our health and wallets, we even managed to carve our weekly food budget down to about $30 by eating local and fresh.

Burger King Meal SummaryWe eat out now and then but usually at local restaurants and we haven’t stepped into a fast food franchise in almost two years. Fast Food Nation and Super Size Me really impacted how we viewed what we ate. Though, this isn’t to say that we were radicalized into raw vegans because, honestly, who other than trust-fund babies has the money for that?

For giggles and prompted by the new Burger King Quad Stacker (four patties and eight slices of bacon) we surfed over to Burger King and built out what I might have eaten a couple of years ago. Eye opening doesn’t begin to cover it and checking out the costs of obesity at the CDC only hammers home the point that eating like this, even on a weekly basis is bad for you.

Check out the numbers in the detail and summary, far beyond the recommend 2,200 calories per day. Ouch. My heart.

Burger King Meal Detail

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006

Broken Tree Branch

Broken Tree Branch Close-Up

So that server I was going to buy? Yeah.  Not going to happen.

Linuxfilter is no more…

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

Sad to say, one of my favorite Linux related news sites, Linuxfilter, has been deep-sixed.  Steve Mallett, the owner of the site, writes,

It’s gonzo. C’est la vie.

Filed under clearing the deck/desk… I’ve killed origazi, sleephacks’ forum, ituneslove, linuxfilter, & fyndr. Why? They were fun, but ultimately who cared? Not many.

Count me as one of the not many.  However, I can understand the burden that is running several sites as a hobby, the rewards are few and the headaches many.  I wish Steve much success with his future endeavors.

PS3 = $499 and $599

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006

CNN is reporting that Sony has set the PS3 price at $499 and $599.

Sony announced plans Monday to offer two packages when the system goes on sale this fall. A PS3 with a 20 GB hard drive will cost consumers $499. Those wanting a larger, 60 GB hard drive will pay $599. The $499 version may also lack several features found in the more expensive one.

Ouch. That is some damn expensive videogaming and I am going to be hard pressed to justify that even to myself let alone Management and seeing as how we both balked at paying $399 for an Xbox 360 the PS3 enters the realm of fantasy. Doing a little math here, my guess is that you can expect to pay around $659-$759 when you go to pick one up along with an extra controller and two games. At those prices I’ll pick up a Wii with an extra controller and four games and still have scratch to buy Management something nice.